Funny Signs

Excuse me, sir, are those live minnows in your pocket?

Photo by Matt Moule.

Snails and slugs are alive too, right?

MINARET VILLAGE SHOPPING CENTER:
PRIVATE PROPERTY
NO TRESPASSING
VIOLATORS WILL BE
PROSECUTED
So business has been slow lately, huh?

Beware of cow-eating bird.

FOR RENT:
Spacious adobe house, in the country, quiet neighborhood,
no traffic, $1000/mo.